Outlander: my two seconds of glory

Or how to get fired... by groaning too loudly.

You see, Outlander is filmed just down the road, so I quite fancied earning a few quid as an extra.. just for the experience.
The day did not go well. I had a horrid chesty cold, was cast as an injured Royalist, and spent several hours on a stretcher on the cold ground waiting for the Principals to turn up.
When they finally did, I was coughing a lot. And was told off by the director.
I got the last laugh though. A friend of a friend is a cartoonist, and made fun of it:

There you go!